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1. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection. 從沒有一支完成戰備的單位能通過校閱 2. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat. 也沒有一支準備好接受校閱的部隊能在戰場上生還 3. Smile... Tomorrow will be worse. 笑一個吧...因為明天會更慘 4. Everything goes wrong all at once. 所有的事可在一瞬間搞砸 5. You never run out of things that can go wrong. 你永遠不會缺乏(用完)麻煩(倒楣是倒不完的) 6. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs. 專業的士兵是可預測的;但戰場上卻充滿了危險的菜鳥 7. Military Intelligence is a contradiction. 軍事(與)情報是彼此矛盾的 8. Fortify your front; youll get your rear shot up. 當你防守好前面時,敵方卻總從後門進攻 9. If you dont care where you are, you aint lost. 如果你壓根不在乎自己在哪兒,那你也就不會迷路了 10. The bigger they are, the harder they hit. 目標越大,越難擊中(打靶時的心得?) 11. If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented, it wasnt worth doing. 如果一個點子能通過官僚審核並付諸實施,必定一文不值 12. In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired 如果團體中總有一個人能搞得清狀況,那個人一定得被開除 13. Army Law 陸軍法規(裝檢用) : If it moves, salute it 如果一個東西會動,就向它敬禮 if it doesnt move, pick it up 如果它不會動,就把它撿起來 if you cant pick it up, paint it. 如果你又拿不動它,那趕快把它塗塗漆 14. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one. 怪異的東西會吸引敵火-所以別在這樣的東西後方扮鬼臉 15. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out. 當你的任務越重要時,往往上級也會派個越蠢的領導給你 16. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness). 上級長官的自重/勇氣程度往往與他的官階成反比 17. There is always a way, and it usually doesnt work. 總會有辦法的,而且它也總會行不通的 18. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching. 成功總在無人聞問的時刻到來,出包也總在將軍視察時發生 19. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet. 若你在火網下搞丟了裝備,保命用的彈藥往往離你最遠 20. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. 永遠別告訴排副你正閒著沒事 21. The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover 槍傷的程度往往與你和掩護的距離成反比(以為越安全結果死越慘) 22. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day. 你總會在白天行軍累得要死時輪到晚上的夜哨 23. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution. 如果戰場上的問題只能以一個方法解決,那通常是個蠢方法 24. If the enemy is in range so are you. 如果敵人正在你的射程內,別忘了你也在他的射程內 25. The cream rises to the top.So does the scum. 最好的總在上面(按:Cream意為Best of the Best,Elite) ,混蛋也是如此(越混蛋官位越高) 26. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you. 別去吸引敵火,這會激怒你周圍弟兄的 27. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone. 如果你除了敵人以外什麼都缺,那你一定是在交戰區裡 28. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. 唯一比敵火還準確(而且會宰掉你的)是友軍砲火 29. Things which must be shipped together as a set, arent. 該一起運來的(武器)總不會一起運來 30. Things that must work together, cant be carried to the field that way. 要一起用才能生效的裝備,往往不能一起帶上戰場 31. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support. 無線電總會在你要砲火支援時掛掉 32. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing. 任何事都可能在戰場上讓你送命-即使什麼都不做 33. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you wont be able to get out. 當你防守嚴密到敵人攻不進來時,那往往你自己也會出不去 34. When both sides are convinced theyre about to lose,theyre both right. 當兩軍都覺得自己快輸時,那他們都是對的 35. Weather aint neutral. 天氣總是不公平的 36. If you cant remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you. 當你不記得的時候,人員殺傷雷總是在朝著你的一面 37. The Cavalry doesnt always come to the rescue. 騎兵隊(按:指援軍)不一定都是來救援的(也可能是來殺你滅口的) 38. Tracers work both ways. 曳光彈可以幫你找到敵蹤﹔但也會讓敵人找到你 39. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take. 如果你多報戰功,那下次你會被給予超過你能力的目標讓你去打(自討苦吃) 40. Incoming fire has the right of way. 飛來的子彈有優先通行權(擋它的道你就要倒大楣!) 41. The simple things are always hard. 簡單的事總是難作到 42. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack. 那支你以為是敵軍疑兵而不加注意的部隊恰恰就是敵人的攻擊主力 43. Try to look unimportant because bad guys may be low on ammo. 盡量顯得是一個無關緊要的人,因為敵人可能彈葯不夠了(他會先打最重要的人) 44. If your attack is going really well,its an ambush. 如果你的攻擊進行得很順利,那一定是你中了圈套 45. Never forget that the lowest bidder made your weapon. 別忘了你手上的武器是由最低價的承包商得標制造的 46. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. 別和比你勇敢的戰友躲在同一個散兵坑里 47. Dont look conspicuous - it draws fire. (This is why aircraft carriers are called “Bomb Magnets”.) 不要太顯眼,因為那會引來對方火力攻擊(這就是航母被稱為“炸彈磁鐵”的原因) 48. You are not a superman. 你不是超人(不要無謂的冒險、不要做傻事) 49. If its stupid but works,it isnt stupid. 如果一個蠢方法有效,那它就不是一個蠢方法
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